Auburn-Australia del Sur, 1876-1938
ROSE OF SPADGERS
A HOLY WAR
"Young friend!" . . . I tries to duck, but miss the bus.
'E sees me first, an' 'as me by the 'and.
"Young friend!" 'e sez; an' starts to make a fuss
At meetin' me. "Why, this," 'e sez, "is grand!
Events is workin' better than I planned.
It's Providence that I should meet you thus.
You're jist the man," 'e sez, "to make a stand,
An' strive for us.
"Young friend," 'e sez, "allow me to explain
But wot 'e 'as to say too well I knows.
I got the stren'th uv it in Spadgers Lane
Not 'arf an hour before'and, when I goes
To see if I could pick up news uv Rose,
After that dentist let me off the chain.
("Painless," 'e's labelled. So 'e is, I s'pose.
I 'ad the pain.)
"Young friend," 'e sez. I let 'im 'ave 'is say;
Though I'm already wise to all 'e said --
The queer old parson, with 'is gentle way --
('E tied Doreen an' me when we was wed)
I likes 'im, from 'is ole soft, snowy 'ead
Down to 'is boots. 'E ain't the sort to pray
When folks needs bread.
Yeh'd think that 'e was simple as a child;
An' so 'e is, some ways; but, by and by,
While 'e is talkin' churchy-like an' mild,
Yeh catch a tiny twinkle in 'is eye
Which gives the office that 'e's pretty fly
To cunnin' lurks. 'E ain't to be beguiled
With fairy tales. An' when I've seen 'em try
'E's only smiled.
But, all the same, I did n't want to meet
'Is 'oly nibs jist then; fer well I knoo,
When I fell up against 'im in the street,
'E 'ad a little job fer me to do.
Fer I 'ad gethered up a tip or two
In Spadgers, where 'is rev'rince 'as 'is beat,
Tryin' to make that Gorfergotten crew
'Olesome an' sweet.
"Young friend," 'e sez, "I am beset by foes.
The Church," 'e sez, "is in a quandary."
An' then 'e takes an' spills out all 'is woes,
An' 'ints that this 'ere job is up to me.
"Yer aid - per'aps yer strong right arm," sez 'e,
"Is needed if we are to rescue Rose
From wot base schemes an' wot iniquity
Gawd only knows."
This is the sorry tale. Rose, sick, an' low
In funds an' frien's, an' far too proud to beg,
Is gittin' sorely tempted fer to go
Into the spielin' trade by one Spike Wegg.
I knoo this Spike uv old; a reel bad egg,
'0o's easy livin' is to git in tow
Some country mug, an' pull 'is little leg
Fer all 'is dough.
A crooked crook is Spike amongst the crooks,
A rat, 'oo'd come the double on 'is friends;
Flash in 'is ways, but innercint in looks
Which 'e works well fer 'is un'oly ends.
"It's 'ard to know," sez Snowy, "why Fate sends
Sich men among us, or why justice brooks
Their evil ways, which they but seldom mends --
Except in books.
"Young friend," 'e sez, "You're known in Spadgers Lane.
You know their ways. We must seek out this man.
With 'er, pray'r an' persuasion 'ave been vain.
I've pleaded, but she's bound to 'is vile plan.
I'd 'ave you treat 'im gently, if you can;
But if you can't, well -- I need not explain."
('E twinkles 'ere) "I'm growin' partisan;
I must refrain."
"Do you mean stoush?" I sez. "Fer if yeh do
I warn yeh that a scrap might put me queer."
"Young friend," sez 'e, "I leave the means to you.
Far be it from the Church to interfere
With noble works." But I sez, "Now, look 'ere,
I got a wife at 'ome; you know 'er, too.
Ther's certin things I never could make clear
If once she knoo.
"I got a wife," I sez, "an' loves 'er well,
Like I loves peace an' quite. An' if I goes
Down into Spadgers, raisin' merry 'ell,
Breakin' the peace an' things account uv Rose,
Where that might land me goodness only knows.
'Ow women sees these things no man can tell.
I've done with stoush," I sez. "'Ard knocks an' blows
'Ave took a spell.
"I've done with stoush," I sez. But in some place
Deep in me 'eart a voice begun to sing;
A lurin' little voice, with motives base ...
It's ten long years since I was in a ring,
Ten years since I gave that left 'ook a swing.
Ten weary years since I pushed in a face;
An' 'ere's a chance to 'ave a little fling
With no disgrace.
"Stoush? Stoush, young friend?" 'e sez. "Where 'ave I 'eard
That term? I gather it refers to strife.
But there," 'e sez, "why quarrel with a word?
As you 'ave said, indeed, I know yer wife;
An' should she 'ear you went where vice is rife
To battle fer the right -- But it's absurd
To look fer gallantry in modrin life.
It's a rare bird.
"Young friend," 'e sez. An' quicker than a wink
'Is twinklin' eyes grew sudden very grave.
"Young friend," 'e sez, "I know jist wot yeh think
Uv 'ow us parsons blather an' be'ave.
But I 'ave 'ere a woman's soul to save --
A lonely woman, tremblin' on the brink
Uv black perdition, blacker than the grave.
An' she must sink.
"Yes, she must sink," 'e sez. "For I 'ave done
All that a man uv my poor parts can do.
An' I 'ave failed! There was not anyone
That I could turn to, till I met with you.
But now that 'ope 'as gone - an' 'er 'ope too."
"'Old on," I sez. "Just let me think for one
Brief 'alf-a-mo. I'd love a crack or two
At this flash gun."
"Righto," I sez (an' turns me back on doubt)
"I'm with yeh, parson. I go down to-night
To Spadgers, an' jist looks this Spike Wegg out."
"Young friend," 'e sez, "be sure you've chosen right.
Remember, I do not desire a fight.
But if - " "Now don't you fret," I sez, "about
No vi'lince. If I'm forced, it will be quite
A friendly clout."
"Young friend," 'e sez, "if you go, I go too.
Maybe, by counsel, I may yet injuce
This evil man -- " "It ain't no game for you,"
I argues with 'im. But it ain't no use.
"I go!" 'e sez, an' won't take no ixcuse.
So that's all fixed. An' us crusaders two
Goes down to-night to Spadgers, to cut loose
Till all is blue.
'Ow can Doreen make trouble or git sore?
(Already I can 'ear 'er scold an' sob)
But this ain't stoushin'. It's a 'oly war!
The blessin' uv the Church is on the job.
I'm a church-worker, with full leave to lob
A sacrid left on Spike Wegg's wicked jor.
Jist let me! Once! An' after, s'elp me bob,
Never no more!
Clarence Michael James Stanislaus Dennis, más conocido como CJ Dennis, fue un australiano poeta conocido por sus poemas humorísticos, especialmente " Las canciones de un Bloke Sentimental ", publicado a principios del siglo 20. Aunque el trabajo de Dennis es menos conocido hoy en día, su publicación de 1916 The Sentimental Bloke vendió 65.000 copias en su primer año, y en 1917 él era el poeta más próspero de la historia de Australia.
Junto con Banjo Paterson y Henry Lawson , ambos de los cuales colaboró con, a menudo es considerado como uno de los tres poetas más famosos de Australia.